breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via covocal)

notwolfgang:

its just a metaphor chill out

notwolfgang:

its just a metaphor chill out

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

(Source: 5keng, via covocal)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(Source: cryprvs, via passingthroughascreendoor)

pamplemoose:

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

you mean the breast?

(Source: schnephanie, via naidatsmagical)

andythelazysheep:

my entire experience in high school

andythelazysheep:

my entire experience in high school

(Source: circuitfry, via naidatsmagical)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via passingthroughascreendoor)